Bartholemew looks just like any other child. But in fact he is most probably the weirdest kid to ever step foot in the town of Plymouth.His pastimes include: Snooker (not pool), de-railing trains, beatboxing, manslaughter, degeneracy, lobster heckling...and many others.
"I just think I'm just like all the other kids" Bartholemew says. Shortly after saying this he attempts to ask a cheese grater for its hand in marriage. Sadly, it declines.