2 Girls 1 Carp

#70 - "Are female moles called femoles?"

#69 - "Do you want a drink? Yeah ok, is it poison?"

#68 - "There once was an old estate agent called Knock. There were many rumours about him, but one thing was for sure, he paid his people well (?)"

#67 - "Have you ever done any outrageous stunts?"

#66 - "Can you get baptised in ribena?"

#65 - "Would it be alright if i wash my hair in front of you?"

#64 - "If you say judgement day 13 times in the mirror will it happen?"

#63 - "Is there anything better than an orchid?"

#62 - "If you had 70p what would you do with it?"

Burglars in the garden

Mythophobia - fear of myths

Peccatophobia - fear of imaginary crimes

Koskimophobia - fear of cosmic phenomenon

#61 - "What would you do if I answered the door with an axe in my hands?"

#60 - "If Bob Marley was a wrestler what would his special move be?"

Tyranophobia - fear of tyrants

#59 - "Where was gondor at the burning of the westfold?"

#58 - "Does Jesus do send to all texts?"

Octophobia - fear of the figure 8

Dikephobia - fear of justice

#57 - "Can I be a snake and a parrot at the same time with only 2 cups of sand and a children's chair?"

#56 - "Are there theives in Iceland?"

#55 - "How could you kill a baby and get away with it?"

Say for some strange reason you wanted to kill a baby. Don't argue that you wouldn't ever kill one, just say that you wanted to kill one for some reason.

In theory, you could get pregnant without anyone knowing. Then you could go live in a cave with enough food for 9 months in hiding. It is possible. Or maybe you could just pretend your fat or got an evil fat disease if your not up for living in a cave. Then when the baby is born, you could kill it.

There wouldn't be any record of the baby or anything, and no one would know about it because of the hiding for 9 months thing.

I bet this happens loads.

There should be some sort of government organisation that prevents this sort of nastieness. They could be called the FINDING PREGNANT BABY KILLERS in CAVES (SQUAD/TEAM/LEGION.)


Discuss...

#54 - "What do men over 50 wear briefs or boxers?"

#53 - "When do you stop making love?"

#52 - "Do you wanna fidget with me midget?"

#51 - "What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?"

#50 - "Is Peach out of Mario's league?"

#49 - "When are you a man?"

#48 - "Do badgers lay eggs?"