#47 - "What would happen if the food chain was weird?"

#46 - "Is there a theif lord?"

#45 - "What would a sparkly zoo be like?"

Bath Positions

Karma Sutra (for snails)

#44 - "Am I watching TV?"

#43 - "Can I be your lover?"

#42 - "What do you think of sharp corners and u-turns?"

#41 - "Should flames be allowed to vote?"

#40 - "Which one of my wives is the most seaworthy?"

#39 - "Would it be alright if I put lead up ya?"

#38 - "Can I sit on your rug?"

#37 - "Is there a beastiality appreciation society?"

#36 - "Shall I change my name to Christopher Cole-umbus or Christopher Cole-omnibus?"

#35 - "Can I sew up your wounds blindfolded?"

#34 - "Is Santa gay?"

#33 - "Do old people really shrink or is it their old age making our eyes senile?"

#32 - "Are you ready for combat"?

Extraordinary Lives Part 5 - Half Roast Dinner, Half Man

"When I was 7 I started developing small plates on my back. Then cutlery, glasses and even food grew. By the time I was 13, my transformation was complete."

Zachariah "Crill" Scapegoatingson currently lives in a specially made facility that enables him to live some sort of a normal life. "Before, when I lived in the 'real world', people would just come up to me and try and stuff off of my back/table. When they tried to do this it really hurt me becuase the things they tried to pull were attached to my body."

However, in 2006 Dr. Gary Lambastion became aware of Zachariah's condition and decided to try and help. "I have been developing a special ointment which aims to reduce the build up of gravy on Zachariah's back. So far the result have been quite promising, but we are still quite far off of a full recovery.

#31 - "Do rates of pay change between rats that age gracefully and rats that dont?"

#30 - "Does James Bond wear pyjamas?"