Clin

#104 - "Who's better at FIFA 2003 Charmander or Bulbasaur?"

#103 - "Have you ever played the Ross Kemp drinking game?"

Trespassers will be given cake

No womanizing near fountains

No weeing

No thinking out loud

No mucking about with the pidgeons

No loitering

No eating fromage frais in alleyways please

No digestion

No arms longer than your body

Never look east

Do not look directly into the powerball

Do not make idle chit-chat with the buzzard

Keep off the grass

#100 - "Where's Wally?"

No Dogs Allowed (Unless Accompanied by a Sausage)

Rules n that

Gonna put up all the "Rules n that" stuff that we did for the open house thingymajig a while back. Also, When you sleep, you grow by about 8mm (0.3in). The next day you shrink back to your former height. The reason is that your cartilage discs are squeezed like sponges by the force of gravity when you stand or sit.

#102 - "If I gave you a grand would you get jiggy with a seven year old?"

#101 - "What's better Christmas or first aid?"

This one looks a bit blurry from here. Click on it and it is better (zoom in as well).

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#100 coming soon

#99 - "If you drown a porpoise in coffee does it taste better?"

#98 - "Does Chris Tarrant eat money?

#97 - "What's the percentage of finding love on the heath?"

Countdown - Get lost in the alphabet

#96 - "Dr. Pepper - What's the worst that could happen?"

#95 - "Marriage or crisps?"

In my day...

#94 - "So! How would you like your hair cut?"

#93 - "Can you collect S.T.I.'s like Pokemon cards?"

#92 - "Oi mate how do you jump?"

Killer #4

#91 - "Would you still like me if I moved to Zion?"

#90 - "What's black and white and red all over?"

#89 - "Is your fam-in?"

#88 - "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear, does it still make a sound?

#87 - "What is Satan's last name?"

#86 - "Who's the emperor of the U.S.A.?"

#85 - "Can you wear astro turfs to a club?"

Killer #3

A Watch

Killer #2

Killer #1

#84 - "What on earth happened here?"

KEEP OFF THE GRASS

OI! Come along and have a gander at our open house! We've done some bits and bobs around the "Keep off the Grass" idea. E.g. this little beaut:

"The Cole's, along with the Pengineer's take a look at this message and construct some of their own. They promise to feature a variety of media, which may include painting, illustration and intervention."
www.aoh.org.uk

There's also cake and stuff as well if your a bit peckish, and also the garden is absolutely wizard.

62 Bentham Road
Brighton BN2 9XD
01273 701221

Opening times:
2-24 May (Every Saturday and Sunday)
10am - 5pm

www.Colecorner.co.uk
www.Pengineer.co.uk

#83 - "WHAT COLOUR IS BUM FLUFF?"

Hold tight frosty jack's. Thankyou for all the happy memories. xxxx

brb

#82 - "Can you be directing me to ze nearest alleyway?"

#81 - "Oi Darren have you got that fiver?"

#80 - "Do giants talk in their sleep?"