Trespassers will be given cake

No womanizing near fountains

No weeing

No thinking out loud

No mucking about with the pidgeons

No loitering

No eating fromage frais in alleyways please

No digestion

No arms longer than your body

Never look east

Do not look directly into the powerball

Do not make idle chit-chat with the buzzard

Keep off the grass

No Dogs Allowed (Unless Accompanied by a Sausage)

Rules n that

Gonna put up all the "Rules n that" stuff that we did for the open house thingymajig a while back. Also, When you sleep, you grow by about 8mm (0.3in). The next day you shrink back to your former height. The reason is that your cartilage discs are squeezed like sponges by the force of gravity when you stand or sit.